Every morning, I
find myself fixed to the screen of my television set, absorbing the latest news. A bowl of cornflakes or bran (depending on my
mood) in one hand, I casually flick through the various networks, until a lead
story seizes my attention.
As is the case
with most of the news channels, the main story is communicated verbally by a
smart-looking presenter, while a plethora of other news headlines flash
simultaneously before us on the subtitle strip below.
My multi-tasking
capabilities are in full swing as I manage my bowl of cereal, television
remote, reading and listening skills – all at the same time.
Believe in
Miracles
Nelson Mandela, the
former apartheid campaigner, has been hospitalised for more than five weeks for
a recurring lung infection. There have
been conflicting reports over the state of the former South African president,
most of which suggest that the anti-apartheid activisit has actually passed
away. The morning news has officially
reported that Nelson Mandela is in a stable condition and will soon be
discharged.
Tighter Gun
Legislation
America is gripped
by a second night of fury over the “not guilty” verdict for neighbourhood watchman
George Zimmerman, who shot a black teenager armed only with a bag of ‘Skittles’.
And, in true ‘campaigning’
spirit, President Barack Obama issues a statement describing the teenager's
shooting death in Florida last year as a “tragedy for America,” while using the
opportunity to renew his calls for tighter gun legislation across the United
States.
Royal Baby Watch
The world's media
waited in the summer heat outside the private London hospital on Saturday where
Prince William's wife Catherine will give birth, as the expected due date
arrived with no sign of the royal heir.
A rumour that the
Duchess of Cambridge had gone into labour on Thursday spread like wildfire on
Twitter and reportedly caused Prime Minister David Cameron's office to call
Buckingham Palace to check on it.
It was another
false alarm, but the dozens of international journalists camped outside St
Mary's Hospital are on tenterhooks, knowing that it could happen any day now.
While Kate
Middleton leans towards a more slower pace, royal cousin-in-law Zara Phillips took
to the field during the Brightling Park International Horse Trials in East
Sussex. The Queen's granddaughter, who announced her first pregnancy last week,
looked calm and in control as she sped around the course - watched by husband,
Mike Tindall.
Although NHS
advice states that mothers-to-be should avoid equine sports, Miss Phillips has
said that she intends to continue riding for the foreseeable future. Her
mother, Princess Anne, kept riding until just six weeks before the birth of her
daughter and was also a successful eventer.
Goodbye Cory
Glee star Cory
Monteith had spent his last hours enjoying an evening out with friends before
he tragically passed away of unknown causes while alone in a hotel room. The 31-year-old – who completed a stint in
rehab in April for substance addiction and appeared to be 'happy and healthy'
in recent months – was out in Vancouver before returning alone to his Fairmont
Pacific Rim Hotel in the city.
No cause of death
has been confirmed at this point but there was said to be no implications of
foul play.
No Lottery
After my five
hundredth attempt at the National Lottery, I have won a staggering three Euros
from last night’s winning draw. It’s
business as usual until next Sunday.
Cyprus Heat
The heat in Cyprus
has depleted all my energy levels. After
an exhausting weekend of sun-tanning and pool-dipping, I have resumed my
working week under primitive circumstances; the humidity levels are soaring and
there is no sign of a possible rain shower.
Adding to the
misery, we are reminded,
yet again, that today marks the anniversary of our divided island, following
the unlawful invasion of Turkish troops on the northern parts of Cyprus in
1974. After ongoing attempts to ‘fight’ this oppression,
Turkey continues to violate every humanitarian right, insisting that all Greek
Cypriots (living in the European-acknowledged South) should present their
passports to gain entry into the northern part of the island.
On the morning of
the 15th July 1974, Turkish forces came to occupy over one third of
the territory of Cyprus. Some 40,000 Turkish troops remain in the occupied
areas, and Cypriot and Turkish forces face each other across a cease-fire line
administered by the UN.
As an immediate
consequence of the invasion thousands of Greek Cypriots were killed, others forced
to leave their homes, churches and cemeteries were desecrated and centuries old
artifacts looted.
Now You See Me
The weekend was
complimented by an evening at the cinemas.
NOW YOU SEE ME pits an elite FBI squad in a game of cat and mouse
against ‘The Four Horsemen’ – a super-team of the world’s greatest
illusionists. ‘The Four Horsemen’ pull
off a series of daring heists against corrupt business leaders during their
performances, showering the stolen profits on their audience while staying one
step ahead of the law.
Work
After spending
three minutes at work, my opinion remains unaltered. It appears that the corporate environment I
work for has hit an iceberg (three months ago), yet no-one is sounding the bell
to announce abandonment. The ship is
slowly sinking and I’m beginning to wander if there are any lifeboats on deck.
Dreams
I’ve been dreaming
of dead people. My spiritual magnetism
has attracted all those who have crossed over to visit me on a regular
basis. Although I am delighted to
reunite with most of my family and friends, their enigmatic expressions and
riddle messages inspire me to embark on an internet surfing adventure. Having visited sites on ‘Dream Interpretation’,
I am compelled to seek professional advice from Theresa Caputo – “The Long
Island Medium.”
My courageous email
to Theresa has been sent; hopefully the spirits will encourage her to reciprocate.
Demo Reel
At the advice of
talent and casting agents alike, I have formulated a short demo reel showcasing
my talent. The six-minute profile
booster can be viewed at the following link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVFTo8uq0mI&feature=c4-overview&list=UUNvKSkeOrZXcn8TBgeSZq3w
Predictions
My Horoscope has
revealed that it’s finally the right time for me to put an end to any selfish
thoughts or desires – or at least to put a hold on them. My social energy is
more valuable right now, and I can get more out of helping others than from
helping myself.
So, here’s hoping
that a wealthy individual will be able to part with some extra cash, and I’ll
gladly show them how and where to use it.
Keep Positive.
Weight
for me soon. Paul
Paul Lambis is the author of “Where is Home?” – A journey of hilarious contrasts.
For more information on Paul Lambis, and to order his book online,
visit www.paul-lambis.com
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